Gail Banavage

A renowned social recluse who only ventures outside for gigs and work, Gail has spent more time locked in her room listening to Britpop and all the latest indie offerings than you have spent scratching your head in a lifetime. Immensely in love with Morrissey, cemeteries, Victorian literature and all things with a tinge of sadness, Gail works alas in advertising where she currently spends her weekdays responding nonchalantly to capitalist-driven queries that make no difference to her well-being. Born and raised in Malta, Gail will soon be moving to Essex, UK to spend a new life as a heavy-duty hypochondriac with her better-half Dean, hidden away in the countryside getting a light tan.